Print PDF so made this
It comes across as a bit stuttered though, ie like "It is a fat dragon. It breathes fire. It is the enemy of the jacobs. It takes it in the butt. Its tail is saucy." Maybe I'll reworked it later, but I think it already chewed up a good chunk of time already.
Did notice there was a random dragon generator already, (Zak S creation?) , but felt like making one from scratch. Maybe should cross linked it somehow.
But Not Today Mr Bond