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NAMING YOUR DINOSAURS
Making Weapon Proficiencys just all those weird combat house rules no-one remembers to use
"Volatility" or what it is that makes a session prone to catching fire
Culturally specific weapons for Veins of The Earth
https://monstermanualsewnfrompants.blogspot.com/2018/12/veins-of-earth-cultural-specific-murder.html
D&D Humanoids and specific weapons for them that are like not a double ended sword
A card game
Swapping class mechanics absurdly and then doing world building from that
Example of that World Building
DWARVES IN SPACE
d6 table of traps
A post about the osr and what it is man
A miscellaneous post with some weird animals, siege engines and some other debris
some reviews of rpg products
Complaining about spells and expanding about that and attempting to give some framework to advancetoward betterment
and part 2 of the above
GUEST POST BY PLINY THE ELDER
Anomalys
Rey and Patrick Argue About Crystals
crystals?
< MORE CONTENT HERE THAT I HAVEN"T GOTTEN AROUND TO LINKING TO YET)
ALL OF PLANESCRAP NOTES FROM LIKE 4 YEARS OF TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT AND IT WASN'T GOING ANYWHERE SO IT'S A BLOG POST NOW
oh fuck I forgot that it had this image in, yeah it's reimaging but coring of the base demihuman classes with some stuff about you can play them if your stats are bad enough. They get random abilitys when they level up , like zak "may each morning find a new maggot in his eye"smith wrote up and now Jeff + others
a 4d10 table to generate a base 4 classes
and an example of it used
a d50 table of magic drugs for the planescape setting
Some under developed ideas (vs godzilla , pbta,2 player types) plus a table for what is growing out of dwarf faces and elf heads
this ridiculous and great series making the opposite of the monster manual
part
1
2
3
4
5
Some settings with the classic town right beside the monster/treasure/glory hole but all different like
Some ideas I couldn't develop anywhere, like culture death, smallness , the jungle vs the forest
THIS THING ON ELEMENTALS AND THINKING ABOUT HOW TO WEIRD UP THE BASIC NATURE OF YOUR MADE UP REALITY
WHICH THEN INVOLVED MAKING A LOT OF STUFF AROUND ELEMENTALS
A SKILL AND BACKGROUND SYSTEM FOR D&D
oh no its them
TICKLE BOYS
the worst
I recommend the following nomenclature
warbeasts
some palaces
Animation Smears and Spiritual Texts.
Exactly what it says
some excellent blogs you should see and a terrible weapon table
Kiel wanted some fun things that fairys do
Elementals, but actually this is a elemuntal , a goop elemuntal
Hell Knights
I drew pictures for this one
things that live on you or in you
Have you considered these things could be AlIVE?
Where do things come from? Science, mythology , creation, animals and plants? Who knows
Go Inside The Big Naked Dude
SOME ELFS
DISPLACER KLAUS HAS SOME CLASSES FOR YOU , SYGENTIC PLAYSTYLE FORSOME
a way of having background , equipment and skill in one system
a monster that can't be told about
The "There I fixed it series" where I fixed things for people such as
rock paper scissors in rpgs
wizards making things
talking to people. gear repairs, taverns
rations
navigation
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a table of random herb complications
A money system, a weird bomb , profession quirks to make regular jobs have f a n t a s y f l a v o u r
some regular dirty people doing dirty jobs and ways to make it, you know the content around here by now
everyone uses spiders and the arachnid family has so many other friends
I fix crap board games like tiddlewinks and marble
Ready-made Golems
Secular Creation myths for your campaign world
These are links to anything I've written that might be of interest to you if you into funny dices and things that are not real but have cool stuff in them
DISPLACER KLAUS HAS A BIG BAG OF UNWANTED TABLES FOR YOU
Places to find teeth. Weapons that shoot teeth Things to do with teeth
teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth
Elementals that break and are broken
ELEMUNTALS
I interview FALSE MACHINE because FIRE ON THE VELVET HORIZON is released
BOOOOK
I endorsed zak "may his lungs grow hair and spiders"smith about this one terrible thing he wasn't doing but hey it's 2019 turns out he's abusive in intimate and casual relationships with women, but he wasn't running a harassment campaign as such? what a world and give out an adventure about a bee princess and link to a sweet adventure generator
BECAUSE I AM NUMBER 1 PRINCESS
I talk about doing things with plants in games like having them exploit you
A video game review of Probability zero and Anodyne
The first planescrap document, a cleaned version of the scrawling all over the classic series. This Blazing world and a glossary of terms being used. Such as Blazing world
the second document of this which is the first so its called zero
A campaign setting for the 52 page rule book called Very Big Space ship
A list of question for you campaign that your players won't ask but it's good practice for preparing for question that players will ask you that you cannot foresee ever
Encounter tables that have sign and spoor for "near miss" encounters. Example table is of a island. Also I complain about how everyone else does it
Another campaign setting for the 52 page rule book called islands
Brief sketches for campaign setting , 2 were developed later (Islands, Very Big Spaceship)
I start talking about art and feelings and waving hands airly about the idea of magic realism urban fantasy that makes no sense and is broken
Names of fantasy races (dwarf, elf, grey ooze, displacer beast, goblin,toadborn,githyanki,githzerai,giant,treant,pixie,leprechaun)
oh and Kenku and , thri-kreen , and skaven)
thoughts on monsters that combine together and a triad that does that
additional gender roles for fantasy settings
running domain play as a carousing table part 1 is here and part 2 hasn't happened yet
Duels of the guilds. Like trying to scald each other or make an army of ginger breadmen to fight their cupcake hussars
(also some ideas for unusual dungeon location, tables for weird social structures around d&d classes)
I hadn't done a post for awhile and decided to just take some photos around the house (the trees are not in my house, they are some of the tallest trees in New Zealand though) and put them in post for inspiration and didn't bother to explain any of that at the time. Then this big hoohah happened and my blog got all this extra traffic but that was the post at the time so now blogger has this as the most popular post of all time.
Fairys oh the little people don't go outside boy don't even look at the door they will smell your lookings
d8 table of minor cultural eccentricity
3 city description where I try to pack flavour and identity without rambling too much
Grappling rules and stat check rules that maybe of interest?
Describing cities and a description of Day of the Lords
the secret places of palm trees and horrible places to put the astral and ethereal planes
The symbiotic armour series:
Meat
Coral
Plant
Fungus
Additional mechanics
I made a table of
Unkind things
Game mechanics without any context for people to do something with
d6 table of kinds of people. Kind of like the above
THE TABLES AND DELIGHTMENTS OF DISPLACERKLAUS
plot bombs, magic tattoo effects
2d6 world hack
a d104 table of everything that Arnold K then turned into a dungeon
d9 table of magic weapons
table of 2 words that rhyme named monsters, rpg titles weirdly unused, items made from bread by this society, reasons for ghosts, weaponized instruments, pointless islands, Cimim
a d16 of troublesome lakes
ideas for drawing counters as random generators , thoughts about encounters , a trap for the curious, through and stubborn and then some magic teeth and fish bones
Arnold K wrote about "tigers" , monsters and animals that are very good at exploiting human weaknesses . I gave it a go too
Farms. Always unsettling. But now, very unsettling with these
RANDOM TABLES
traits for armour , magic and mundane
the attack and defense modes for the psionics handbook were terrible , my take on them
attempt at simple yet distinctive wizard subtypes
Pandemonium Fracking Coffee and carousing in Sigil
how to run a pokemon campaign , terrible nigh ungameable ideas about pokemon
A review of the 53 page rule book
Tables featuring cults, monsters, rooms and treasure to be found in your local
SEWWWER
stray fighter house rules , featuring learning shit from weapons and stat based fighting styles
As a birthday present for someone I wrote like a mess of tables for their class flipping out and having transformation sequences
the class is battle princesses!
An excuse to use the class name "derangers" and Arabian Nights encounter table
magic drugs, with tables and a subsystem because table and subsystem
fossil city encounters and fighting a heavey burny ship rule
NPC faction interactions
fighter ability :
like a diet version of dcc stunt die pretty much
tables. tables. I can pull on a rope and kill a cow as well as any other fucker can.
quick rule grab bag (encounter, revised climbing on creatures, armour piercing, a "can they buy that ?" table, fumble table and some old stuff)
Players are paying people to make them weapons of fire
how do i resolve that?
Minigame for wizard projects(making creatures, items , spells etc) using tarot cards and a table. In need of hack I feel, but sometimes you just got to type up what you got and leave it for someone else to realize the true potential.
monster based off pokemon fusions
People gave me names, I gave them monsters
http://monstermanualsewnfrompants.blogspot.co.nz/2013/05/horror-people-asked-for.html
Monsters inspired by the Burgess Shale
http://monstermanualsewnfrompants.blogspot.co.nz/2013/05/burgess-shale.html
Some ideas for how to roll with player funded weapons research
http://monstermanualsewnfrompants.blogspot.co.nz/2013/05/i-love-smell-of-khemistry-in-morning.html
races in planescape the mechanics there of in sweet bite sized chunks
http://monstermanualsewnfrompants.blogspot.co.nz/2013/05/the-mulplicity-of-being-in-planescape.html
Thief skills variant idea
they get to roll something at the same time to give them bonuses or rerolls
REALMS OF VIOLENCE
Reskin for 4th edition with all the 80s anime ever.
Simple critical tables
Treasure
Talking about gold as exp and other things that could be exp units like human misery and energon cubs
Dungeon!
A fill in the blanks find and replace dungeon with the blanks filled in and a link to the template
More grandiose monsters with the best art ever
snark is turned into useable content.
Chase mechanics made up in ten minutes
but they are actually pretty good
Weapons
Some weapons that make not really any sense at all
Wands
I think they are great and make them even better.
Flying ship mechanics
in sore need of a good play test
Pictures of things to ride
with a link to the stats of them
when animals attack!
simple mechanics for beasts doing what they do best
post post apoc tables
generate weirdo bands clad in bike tyres spitting snakes at you because of what buddy holly told them.
post post apoc treasure
It's crap , but people know its crap and they like that way
old school hack in a great murderous land part 2
old school hack in a great murderous land part 1
New classes for old school hack
plot generator BEST EVER
with link to abulufia version
lets go shopping!
a good start of game shopping complication tables
rethinking elementals
A lot of text about cool elementals
Archetypes as classes A thought experiment , and a complete mess of game notes afterwards. To be cleaned up: NEVER. This is the messiest thing on here
random table of names
yes it is
Climbing on Things and Stabbing them in their stupid face
Rules for climbing on creatures and stabbing them. Kinda assumes you like giving big creatures damage resistance for being big
Notes on Post APoc one shot
A okay stand alone game system
(mechanics borrowed from Wildlings)
Character Creation in the redlands
Kindly readable presented version of the below, now obsolete
redlands, setting (planescape, dark sun, spelljammer mashup)
how about all the border towns have sorcerer kings and fight each other over the outlands for souls?
redlands character creation
this is a mess of abandoned game notes
Why is this NPC being a dick?
It's a table of NPC complications
The ill-assortment of house rules I like to call a d&d system for home use
Obsolete. Old school hack with standard d&d and home brew mechanics dog piled ontop of it. A mess
d20 table of traps
Yes.
Tables for urban crawl sigil
Generating street layout and who is in charge for Sigil
Planar magics
Some ideas about portals and gates.
Bestiary for flux engine, (sweet monsters and pictures)
page 1 page 2
link to pdf of these pages (includes slaadi)
"leaked by time ghosts" 2nd edition of blue rose???
wow for realsies??
FOR REALSIES
Fengshui over haul for 80s adventure girl cartoon super power:
DANCERS AND GUNRUNNERS: The tiara of bloody freedom
(updated and modified periodically)
The above but for a very very very loose world of darkness
THe World Has Ended: Wraith archetype
The World Has Ended: Golem, Changeling, Freak
The World has Ended
(featuring some hex filling tables for crazy reality broken post apocalypse worlds)
scrawling over the classics, planescape part 8, Arborea
scrawling over the classics; planescape part 7 (Sigil)
scrawling over the classics; planescape part 6 (astral , ethereal ),
scrawling over the classics; planescape part 5 (limbo)
scrawling over the classics; planescape part 4 (pandemonia)
scrawling over the classics; planescape part 3 (mt celestia, beastlands)
scrawling over the classics; planescape part 2 (celestial, random celestial tables, elysium)
scrawling over the classics; planescape part 1( canceri, cancerian choir slugs, archons)
Slaadi
Neverwere monster types
An system for tarot generate omens and the mechicanical effect there-of
A d30 mutation table
putting a new spin on fighters, wizards, rogues, clerics, rangers and paladins
traditional fantasy races rethunked also Bards
a d100 table of mutations
encounter tables, some monsters
notes on Flux, spells , armour and magic
races of Flux
spells as living junkie words
