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I keep getting track backs about the climbing on big monsters rules. And I'm like "man those, what was I thinking? Why do I think additionally mechanics are a good idea? Also damage reduction , while stimulatitionistly appropriate , in actual game play I have been hating. Wait what did I just think? "Stimulationistly" buuu.."
Also Monster Johnston makes some of that sense with skeletons and getting bonuses is more fun than avoiding penalties. Also the Zak Smith version that was +1 to hit and damage for every round of climbing. But I think that giving up an attack is worth more than +1 so:
PRINCESS CLIMBING ON RULES REVISED:
ignore all that damage reduction noise. You get +1 to hit and +5 to damage for every round you spend climbing up on something. ( up to a maximum of 1 round per 2 hit dice. OR something )The climbed-on can take an attack or move action to make you make a dexterity check (it's trying to flick you off) or a strength check (it's trying to shake you off) if you fail you lose a round of climbing and have to make another check. If you fail that you fall off. Initiating climbing with an attack I guess if the creature is paying attention to you (ie actively targeting you for attacks) or a climb check if it's not.
The cool thing about this is it works for small creatures climbing on the players. If that pixie spend 3 rounds climbing up to the fighters face , it will get +15 to damage.
ARMOUR PIERCING: 2
An idea for making the interactions between armour and anti armour weapons more impactful in game. Rolling a critical means also a roll on a injury table..
you are using "non-lethal attacks", ie punchs and kicks.
you are heavily armoured (full chain and better). However Maces , lucern hammers, and horsemans picks ignore this and can inflict injury table results on critical hits.
HUMAN3: WHAT ARE THEY NOT GOOD AT HUH?
So you want a drawback to being human so you can make all the race modifers One good Thing , One Bad thing. Humans, They just haven't had time to adapt to all this magic floating around. Their bodies just aren't meant for it. If a human being is subject to 3 ongoing magic effects at once they must con save or develop a random mutation.
this is still good.
Buried in a long post with old school hack classes, emerge into the light, strange child;
Bowelchemy : You drink all kinds of bizarre stuff and bizarrer stuff
happens, for your body is a laboratory, a temple, a brothel, a kitchen
and a battle ground. Anything you drink, other than water, evokes
Water no longer counts as water if it has more
than 5% of something added to it, unless that thing has a noticeable
effect on biological stuff. So water with a drop of poison would need a
roll on the table, but water with a drop of lemon juice would not. A
glass of water with a tenth of juice in it would however.
You can open throat scull up to 3 litres in one go. Lets say that's about 20 cups.
The normal effects of the liquid do not apply , unless they are instantly dangerous to touch (like the strongest of poisons, molten metals, boiling water or
What happens is you flip a coin to choose if you or the
d.m picks a verb. In either case the d.m has to determine what
mechanical effect that verb has. Say you pick "fly" , the d.m will most
likely let you fly briefly , (roll a d6 to determine how many rounds the
duration is), "burn" might make you catch fire, "suddenly" might give
you an initiative bonus, or make a random monster attack, suddenly.
IF you drink 2 liquids at once, you pick a verb and the d.m picks a
noun. (so "Shining Dogs") If you drink 3 liquids at once , you pick a
verb, the d.m picks a noun and a random other player picks an adjective.
("Hurt Ghostly Pudding")
6666 -----> SHIT, CAN THEY BUY THAT?<---------------
1. no, but they can buy this dangerous unstable version
2.yes, but its stolen and the owner has a fix on its location
3.yeah but that was last seen boarding themselves up in a haunted tower
4.no , but this guy will try and scam them
5.no, but this guy will try and scam them OH WAIT actually yes , it does work, surprise to everyone , the guy running the con will try and get it back
6. Sure , but it will become bonded to you. It breaks , so do you
7.yes , but the seller wants to borrow your body for a week
8. Yes, at the No-Moon market, under the ruined bridge, accessible only with dire patronage
9.No, but this guy reckons they can make one, if funded adequately
10. Yes, but sometimes it does the exact opposite.
11. Yes but it requires dark feedings
12.No , and asking about such a thing has set 1d4 cults/ inquisitions after you.
all purpose encounter table
1. A typical member of the nearest settlement
2. An atypical member of the nearest settlement
3. Medium sized herbivore(s), the base of a healthy food chain
6. Apex Predator
7. The thing that sucks about this area happens (sandstorm, blizzard, knife storm)
8. Something actually good about this area is found
Roll differently coloured d6. One of them the severity: 1. graze 2-3 gash 4-5 broken 6 gone
Other one 1 head 2 torso 3 leg (right) 4 leg (left) 5 arm (right) 6 arm (left).
NINEQuick Fumbles: 2 dice , d6 and a d4
1.You 1 Drop
2.them (friend) 2 Flung (at)
3.them (foe) 3 Target
4. Object (held) 4 Entangle
5. Object (equipped)