Sunday, 3 March 2019

liKe TEARS in tHe Rain

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Here's brief selection of my  g+ posts that weren't good enough to be a whole post.

ANIMALS AND ALIGNMENTS




the only bad animals are pigeons and centipedes .


By pigeon I of course only refer to Columba livia domestica

cats are fine, except a lot of the time it's a person reincarnated as cat. The cats people talk way too much are actually their future soul prison send back in time.

These cats are terrible.

All primates should considered human , not animal, and thus judged by the same standards as we judge ourselves. So chimpanzees and monkeys are v.bad, but only by human internal standards.
By animal standards they are not animals , they are human.
This was mentioned previously.


Ants would be bad except fungus keeps them in line . However they are not to be trusted.

Wasps are bad but good inflicted on other animals, so this balances out.

Mosquitoes have killed more people than people have killed people , this counts as a good thing , ecologically speaking.

Ducks have been warned, but for now, are not bad.

Metaorganism such as corporations and some religions count as a subset(overset?) of human, and are not animal.

Future revisions might include them as virus .

Future revisions are considering have a 2 axis system , with Bad (Pidgeon) as the X axis and Bad (Centipede) as the Y axis.








GOING NO-WHERE SLOW

Instead of werewolves people turning in giant hands that crush people

Instead of Frankensteins A Very Large Toddler

Instead of The Mummy , A Murderous Painting that rests inbetween murders inside art and takes on different properties depending on what it just rested in

Instead of A Dracula , Sinister Spider Teen Gang

Instead of Fishman , the Ratking

Instead of Zombies, Skeletons that pull peoples skeletons out 


WIKIPEDIA ENTRY ON BALOR OF THE ONE EYE :

"This eye wreaks destruction when opened. The Cath Maige Tuired calls it a "destructive" and "poisonous" eye that no army can withstand, and says that it takes four men to lift the eyelid. In later folklore it is described as follows: "It was always covered with seven cloaks to keep it cool. He took the cloaks off one by one. At the first, ferns began to wither. At the second, grass began to redden. At the third, wood and trees began to heat up. At the fourth, smoke came out of wood and trees. At the fifth, everything got red hot. At the sixth...... At the seventh, the whole land caught fire"" 


"The baneful eye was at him. This eye was opened only in the field of fight. Four persons were necessary to raise an eyelid of his eye by four polish rods passed through eyelids. The army which would look in this eye, could not resist, even if be in many thousands by number"."

VIDEO GAMES MYSTERY

"video games are a unique artform that can be used to tell stories in new and exciting ways"
->makes video game
->neglects or actively suppresses any video game aspect beyond what you would find on a next generation encarta


 FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I mean the opposite of sub-realm would be a super-realm but why not call it a dom-realm





200 WORD RPG:

EVERYONE CATCHES RATS
PUT RATS IN BARREL. CLOSE BARREL . WAIT UNTIL ONLY ONE RAT LEFT. RELEASE CANNIBAL SUPER RAT . IT WILL KILL ALL THE RATS YOU FAILED TO CATCH.
CHOOSE A NAME FROM THIS LIST FOR THE RAT
1)MAUDE
2)BUBBLES
3)MISSY
4)BIG DOUG

if the rules of the contest mean it has to be 200 words exactly then assume I typed the word "rat" enough to take the word count to 200







alternate tag-lines from VEINS OF THE EARTH
"UNDERDARKEST"
"HOLE LOT OF LOVE"
"THE D"
"TOO DARK PARK"
"UNDERBELOWNEATHSCAPE"
"STONED WORLD"
"BLACK PLANET"
"THIS IS HOLE!! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!"

5 comments:

  1. I think I might have bought VotE faster if it said "Underbelowneathscape" on it.

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  2. I now feel waaaaaay less guilty about calling VotE by at least two of those alternate tag-lines.

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  3. I would add geese as bad and terrible feces-machines. BIG DOUG is the best name for a super cannibal-rat.

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  4. Dolphins are also pretty terrible. Octopuses, fairly neutral, though a tad sociopathic.

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