Manticore is nearly here. Manticore brings people the things they dare ask for. DISPLACERKLAUS however just brings shit no-one asked for.
no but seriously I'm doing this thing and I hate it and I'm not allowed to go on rambling incursions of pure bullshiting campaign speculation until I finish this thing. I fucking hate this thing. I have included pangolins so it's getting better.
For now DISPLACERKLAUS will fill in for me
H O HO HO I AM DISPLACERKLAUS AND I'M NOT QUITE WHERE YOU THINK I AM
HERE IS SOME VERY GOOD
Melancholy in Sodom
Japes and Jackalweres
The Bright Beast That Was
Acclaims and Adverses
Bogs and Bogs and Mud
Tome of Feuds
Night's Black Bosom
Special Lady of War
Mad Giants Of Galaxy
REEKS OF MARS
PlagueWulves of the Unearth
what else do you have DISPLACERKLAUS?
RHYMING STUFF WITH ANIMAL NAMES TO MAKE MONSTERS!
A RANDOM TABLEwow that is truly unwanted
1 Pikepike!that is the first one and already it doesn't rhyme and some else made that joke
H O H O HO HO I STEAL AND LIE
2 Spear Bear!
3 Fog Frog!
4 Road Toad!
5 Mat Cat!none of these deserve exclamation marks DISPLACERKLAUS
that's more of a punning word substitution
9. Grappling Chicken!
10. A Bag of Wet Mice!
11. 2d6 goblins
13. Hawk Stork!
this is going well DISPLACERKLAUS, so well. What else do you have?
THIS SOCIETY MAKES THE FOLLOWING ITEMS FROM BREAD!!
5. sling stones
7. spouse lures
8. lower intestines
H O H O HO HO IM REALLY SLIGHT BESIDE WHERE YOU THINK I AM
REASONS THIS GHOST IS A GHOST
1. Ironic Suicide Pact Wager Contract
2. Murdered while impersonating a corpse
3. Drunk themselves to death. Literally, stuck a straw in a vein and slurped their way to death
4. The priest gave them shit directions to the afterlife
5. Actually an animated snowman made of ectoplasm
6. Legs fell off
7. Allergic to own skin
8. Shat heart out
9. Flying machine
10. Internal burial
I coulda sworn Cimim's already showed up in a post. Where did you get them from DISPLACERKLAUS?
1. Tuba launches squids
2. Organ fires blazing souls
3. Violin lacerates random target when played hard enough to break strings
4. Drums that explode
5. Flute that shoot poison needles
6. Piano that has extendable hammers when keys are pressed
BUUUH I'M ALREADY SICK OF THAT
NOW FOR A MECHANIC TO RESOLVE SEX IN RPG...
HAHAHHA HAA NO, EVEN I CAN'T GIVE A PRESENT THAT UNWANTED
1. The island of Crying Ducks
2. The island of spare legs
3. The island of hot snow
4. The island with an ecosystem entirely made from centipedes
5. The island of geological unlikely rocks
6. The island of the pretend wizard
7. The island of miniature brontosaurus
8. The island with low cloud cover
9. The island with the small volcano
10. The island where people bury their shadows
11. The island with upside down trees
12. The island that rains diamond
13. The island that smells like gas
14. The island that is entirely edible
15. The island that follows you
WELLL I'M NEARLY DONE FOR THE NIGHT JUST GOT THIS MONSTER LEFT:
THEY ARE LIKE MIMICS BUT THEY ALWAYS TURN INTO SOMETHING REALLY UNLIKELY TO BE IN THE ENVIRONMENT
H O H O HO HO I'LL JUST SEE MYSELF OUT OR WILL I BECAUSE I'M 3 FEET TO WHERE I THINK I AM?!?!