Here is the rest of them. WHAT? see here
It's looking at the monsters and making up a reverse of them and occasionally it's great.
It's so good it's nearly distracting Arnold from his dutch smiting.
THE ORIGIN STORY OF ARNOLD K
(he's both the merman and then hubris of the dutch)
Grobby: A funny little guy that pops out from a hole in ground and offers to craft a single mundane object for modest price . The object is actually a cluster of eggs that hatch in 6 months into something like a rotary drill bit mole-rat. If confronted about this fact a Grobby is upfront about yes , that's going to happen , would you like a discount?
After hatching these attempt to drill into back into the earth , spiralling through any intervening structures (though they get disoriented if up more than a story and can do a lot of damage before they work out where down is. The eventually adult form of these looks something like a massive starnose mole, with the very tip of its nose forming the "funny little guy"
Why would anyone want massive wig with vultures living on top of it , constantly chewing on bones? Because one does not want to appear to be an oik
Sneeze ghost :
You know how when you sneeze , people try and cast spells on you , supposedly for your own good?
That's because a small crap version of you made of snot can escape and they are trying to stop it escaping or possibly capture it. The point is you don't want a snot-you blabbing confused versions of your secrets to someone, so always check your hanky after sneezing for one, and if necessary grab that struggling mucus boy and force him back in
It's a little cute pangolin with moss growing on it that has little naps. There's a lot of these to do that are animals and it's gonna be pangolins
it's a little snow guy that shows up to help you when your are lost in the snow. It's basically useless though but boy does it mean well
,well I did these? I think they might of corresponded to the 5 stages of grief? Oh and these okay one more Dismantal : elementals from stuff that doesn't exist.
Not even plausible stuff like glass, these are KnifeFoam (like pumice but polymorphous and sharp) , Bugparts (bugparts) , Grot (stains that possess everything) Pissance (Like Rotten Cloth and dog noses) moving on
I'm remembering this shitty kids joke about why are elephants big, grey and wrinkly ? Well if they were small, white and smooth they would be an asprin . No , the opposite of an elephant is a Flea-Knight , it's a little flea dude the size of a raisin that has the strength and durability of a regular knight, but as it's concentrated down it can kinda jump through your head
Eye of the deep
Mouth of the sky
a jelly bag splitting open into a hooked mouth, the mouth opening and opening into a peeling back over itself to reveal the same grinning bag form. Hypnotic to watch. Sometimes planar wars dump strange machines and dying beasts out of the sky, and there's only so much time before Mouth of the sky come and eat it to nothing. Maybe a defense system of a plane, a clean up crew of another plane, or dominate scavenger roused only for these "whalefalls"
it's like a louse but cute (and the size of a dog) Clouds have them and sudden weather changes can strand them on land. They are intelligent and resourceful and will set about making some connivance or contraption to get them into the sky."You help is very much appreciated good sir, I just need 12 metres of cow tendon more , I can repair you once I'm home, you see I fell out of the cloud without my purse"
look your players won't know what this is, just use one.
Fungi, violet, + some other fungi slimes etc
Various types of crystals that grow on you like fungus, pulling emotions out of you to form themselves.
Freckle swarm. They live on you like fish swimmin aroun
Raggling, a rotten cloth cat. Adorable , but smelly. Bad at basically everything
It looks like a deadly spike but it's a harmless snake holding itself straight. Except for its poisonous bite , that it's trying to save for bats.
a bitey ball on a chain that you can use like a dog or a flail
Parasitic skin cream
it's good for you , except it wants you to eat babys
arsehole future baby
a floating psychic baby that claims it's descended from you and needs you to do stuff but not other stuff. Prob lying.
Hermit crabs that use bones as shells and clinging together in flower shapes for inscrutable purposes
you know, those guys
They are flowers but walking around being pretty vague. You could reskin myconid even. That sounds pretty excited huh?
A skinny little traveling tailor waspy person that can sew things together or shut to defend itself.
Spring loaded pocket goat
people that have been shaped into furniture or tools and are still alive and feeling bad about it I imagine
Oasis Giraffe of Kindness
A gentle giraffe cactus that creates oasises will it selps
sucks out despair ! you become foolishless happy while all these crystals burst from your flesh
sucks out peace! Red spiked fury man
2 legged walking horse
Groaning spirit (Banshee)
The Good Boy
The best dog that everyone is happy to see
Joyless Grey Man
A horrid little hair-eater, like a corpse made of lint with disappointing raisins for eyes.
it's a happy little bird that shows up in your life and helps you get your shit together. Like personal trainer but an abusive magical bird
this is lucky pig
Legendary animals that there are just one of and sometimes are responsible for everything being bad and sometimes responsible for everything being good. Hearts often associated with cures.
Puffer fish protective helmet
A centipede made of guns
Skinless ghoul otter
it's an egg that will hatch something you dreamed about, but you are never sure which aspect of your dream is gonna hatch
a giant bear that sleeps alot and blocks roads
fast and powerful
Stitcher bird builds nests on people
Jiminy cricket , or a disappointment giant
superfist! s u p e r f i s t
something so bright it can burn your eyes clean out of head baby
Small palm tree man
Mayan Hypno Spines/crystal skulls encouraging head planking
someone made of birds like a scarecrow but birds
Big Cat Jaguar:
Mouse deer with weird granny face that smokes and visits places and every one has to be polite and she asks after everyone's family
Ceiling-Geist; A weird stain being that watches you
Someone with a mouth under their hair
Hair cleaning birds
Larva see demon/devil
A feather than sticks itself in you and you think everything you can do is because of the feather
Agnes the ruiner. Like very old apple in hobnail boots and loves arson
A peacock mink
Lich what if Lichs and lions swapped appearances?
Weird giraffe monkey
skinling wart people
Diversion, like a generic goblinish koboldish impish thing that shows up and draws attention to itself at the worst possible time
Animal that remembers its past life occasuinally
feel like we kinda did these in velvet horizon, but a lizard made of hands that gives you super bad Pareidolia
everyone almost knows them!
people crudely remade to be able to live underwater.
it's a mimic but it always makes itself look like the most of out of place thing it can think of , like a wheel of cheese in ancient tomb or a rotting puppy in a libary
The opposite of a mind-flayer is basically every towering nuggety bastard from Fist of The North Star
the reason there is so many redundant underwater monsters is most of them are so boring the original creators kept forgotting what had been made already and made something new
a baby in some kinda weird fucked up womb amber and do you wanna smash it or see what is being done to it?
See hydra or boa-boys out of Fire on The Velvet Horizon
like a shambling mound but with flowers grow on it. Like a garden that can beat you into mulch.
Gorilla O' dreams
it's a Gorilla that can travel in peoples dreams there is so many entrys
but can be any well buddy. Put on the city events tables.
body horror monster that messes with what turns you on. Like it repulse you with it's messed up body but then later you think it's kinda hot and then later nothing else is attractive anymore
Tiny star squid
Like tall bone lattice giants, that only defence is the glass shards that they break into when struck. Lonely pilgrims wandering the roads at night , searching for missing stars in the sky . The lanterns have magic lanterns and know prophecies but are loathe to tell people them
A regular otter than lives in the sewer and occasionally disembowels people via their anus
A skinny bear covered in fly wings
They have human feet
Perching stag women
Balldestroyer , bouncing boulder
Really loud frogs
Dog that can squeeze under things
Portuguese man-o-war, giant
It can draw with its legs and make its drawings come to life
Quasit see imp
sheep that are actually just wool
Rat, giant (Sumatran)
why did these do so much damage?
bird eating elephant
it eats rust and slowly moves along rusty things cleaning them
Eyeless albion cave dolphin
gnome , creepy .Like inner earth aliens
A goat librarian
Desert stone smith
but can fly
fuck these things, shark horse
Light ghost, those phospense
Shedu see lammusu
recording crystal water
like a jelly baby made of bile
a butterfly but magic and evil , i'm getting over this
see walking snake
a meat shadow that makes you so health you freak out and start seeing through this mortal realm and burn people your eye lasers
Squid, giant )
Stag see herd animal
earworm, factchecker, rememoryer
the same but cute and small
Toad, giant see frog
Trapper see lurker
Triton the most redundanet monster entry is having 2 other good/neutral races other than mermaids in the book. underwater races are not something you will use a lot of, goodish vague-as races that don't do shit you won't need, and here's boring fish people and boring aquamen. Mermaids you can get murderious, or horrible or more or less fish like and its the best
the opposite of these is a Murderer
The crumbing sage
miniture castle turtle
a dust storm that follows you round and makes statues of you
Organ grinder and monkey, both the grinder and the organ are machines
people of civilisations that don't exist that are sleeping forever unless you wake them, then they get all confused and sad and possibly try and take over the world
|"MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T LIVE BELOW SEA LEVEL YOU WOULDN'T NEED WOODEN SHOES HAAHAHAHA I'M ARNOLD , ALSO YOU LIVE IN WINDMILLS "|