Plot generator from Planet Best Ever plus MERMAID and HIPPOCAMPUS

Print PDF  Greetings candy people and domestic house foxes!
I am slowly making plans to clean this here blog up and include delicious paypal buttons for shopping.
Because nearly every monster to date is for sale. I need to not live in Dunedin, and some upgrades via Thailand and  a bunch of other stuff which requires money.
Will go into detail in another post, comment or email me if you would like more information sooner. They will be about 50 or 60 new zealand dollars each. Trades considered.

Anyway,
Joey did this :

IT IS A PLOT GENERATOR

and he was like oh you guys should do one as well, so
Monster Johnston did one (but only using a d12 entries you will note)
PLOTS THICKEN!

and then I did one (below)
and then I combined them all into one automated random generator here:

 LO!

This is the one I made originally for ZLASHDANCER:you got to zing to win

Roll a d20 for each blank space on the table below to complete the sentence, or just roll one d2p and use that result:

A ___ ___ who is ___ and ___ is ___ in ___.

One: A ___ ....

1 gun-clad nun
2 wizard powered car
3 towering stick man
4 plumb fruit being
5 disgraced librarian
6 cack-handed cultist
7 marauding stripper
8 sewn up puppy
9 scheming gorilla tyrant
10 space bastard
11 dying ninja
12 high school degenerate
13 Unicorn cyborg
14 Doctor of Philosophy
15 Evil Horse
16.Failed musician
17.Nuclear Golem
18.Ballet dancer/assassin
19. Haunted goose
20. Hunky drifter
Two:  who is _


1.Drunk and disorderly
2.Pathetic and clingy
3.Hulking and giggly
4.Degenerate and ripe
5.Tormented and medicated
6.Insect infested and loathsome
7.Manic and delusional
8.Writhing and sonorous
9.Adorable and malicious
10.Polite and filth encrusted
11.Sassy and scantly clad
12.Fierce and self-destructive
13.Driven and unheeding
14.Reckless and deceptive
15.Ancient and wily
16.Furious and heavily armed
17.Cursed and burning
18.Completely useless
19. Jumped on space heroin

Three: ......and___

1.holding all the cards in a game with no rules
2.too old for this shit
3.plotting bloody ruin on baristas across the globe
4.in league with hollow earth toad gods
5.cursed with visons of the end of the world
6.a world class poisoner, capable of poisoning abstract concepts
7.unlucky in love
8.emitting gamma radiation
9.cruelly policing the cities ghosts
10.stealing diamonds
11.weaponizing the museum
12.ritually murdering children's television presenters
13.tattooed with a map
14.crawling with spies
15.heavily invested in this book deal
16.fighting a volcano
17.riding a spectral juggernaut
18.locked inside a small chest
19.stealing plans for a super weapon
20.taking the break up really hard

Four:
is
1.about to deal the deadly final hand from a stacked deck
2.interviewing assistants
3.getting lost in the sewer
4.drinking like only a wizard can drink in a aquarium themed bar
5.making a dangerous alliance  with cunning robot dinosaurs
6.applying for funding
7.destroying the gruesome evidence in a candy factory
8.contesting the will
9.summoning the god of lonely things
10.building a vast drill
11.obscuring the moons terrible secret
12.about to betray the only one they truly love
13.concealing a dwarf on their person
14.lobotomizing a cat
15.sick of playing second string
16.risking it all
17.replacing brains with cans and cans with brains
18.fermenting revolt amongst the appliances
19.provoking dangerous spirits
20.challenging their nemesis to a final duel

Five: ...is ___ in...

1.a wager with death itself
2.a everyday common place upside down flying castle
3.a barren undercity
4.the days of the black sun
5.preparation for a show down with the Master of Wheels
6.hope of escaping alien justice
7.underwater Cairo
8.a hotel composed of entirely of crocodile bones and insects
9.mass producing minor demons
10.desperate mission for a misfit angel
11.the maze of rotting eyes
12.league with the double dead ghosts
13. a series of implausible murders
14. a flaming house
15.the trojan horse
16.a bloody druid sacrificial altar
17.a bygone age
18.the set of action cop karate force film
19 Elysium fields
20. the final resting place of Kurt Cobain


Six: ...in ___.

1.stakes for the very nature of reality itself!
2.a sharkwomen invested lagoon
3.a rocking party
4.the battle of the bands super final!
5.the inside of a massive cloud hive
6.a alien space fortress
7.the antimoon
8.fevered delirium
9.a fatal momentary lapse of judgement
10.a valley of fire and motorcycletaurs
11.a poorly concealed curse pyramid
12.suburbia
13.the neighborhood abandoned explosives and unstable chemicals factory
14.the Private Idaho
15.Willy Wonka chocolate factory
16.inside the mind of a dead television star
17.the set of the fresh prince of bel air
18.a blazing oil rig
19.a entombed ice breaker
20.an endless skyscraper


So a chain of sweet happenings.
Anyone everyone has already posted about this I'm just including it so there is something game related to bulk up this post in addition to the photos of lastest creations:

hippocampus

 

 

 

mermaid

MERMAID

 

 

 

(maybe more later, blogger is making noises about storage problems, not sure if legit or not)

MUMMY variant and dungeons entrances of Dunedin part 1

Print PDF I made this mummy. Its from a culture I'm just gonna make up now that covers the body in pitch, sews funeral cloth around them and stores them in upright petrified wood sarcophagus all facing the same direction out in the cold cold tundra.
Mummys? Frequency causing a whole bunch of fake Egypt to be crudely shoe horned into a campaign, which is interesting because other monsters tend be a lot more permeable with what ever culture debris is heaped around them.

picture not related

The Mummy as  part of the old school undead family  is the only one with its burial style intrinsically  tied  (wrapped up?) with its schtick. You could broaden that and use the mummy for the what-are-made-by-elaborate-burial-rights undead niche, and give them some death rite specific powers, like a mummy that made by bog burial instead of giving that crazy mummy rot, instead makes you lungs start to fill up with mud when it touches you. Another  mummy is  created by encasing  the body in palm leaves and leaving it up on a branch platform to putrefy in the tropical heat, a spigot at the base collecting the sacred fluid. If pissed off and woken it of course jams its hands in your mouth and forces you to drink some of itself, allowing it to possess you, its foul putridity  drippling from your eyes and mouth. Another mummy is buried in a great clay stature which it animate, and you have to hack out it's body from the clay in order to cease its deny of death.
You might ask, well why don't I just make all these their own type of undead? And what's the point of trying to clump these monsters together under the one umbrella ? HUH? RIDDLE ME THAT BAT FUCKING PRINCESS

Well. I don't know, I don't actually care much for either my suggestion or your tone for that matter!
I'm just trying to pad up this freaking post here okay? I'll fucking cut you! Don't think I wouldn't! Cut you up real ugly like! ahem

photos?

lets do the time wrap agaaaaaain

Okay and also I have been collecting pictures of Dunedin's dungeon entrances!
PART 1

also I went to the museum and took photos with my phone and I share them and I will remember my freaking camera next and also when I go past that other door in the cliff and tunnel freaking beach

wooden weapons can be actually really fucking lethal looking but I'm still not letting you play a druid

I love this guy so much

yeah put some shark teeth on that shit gonna fuck up some mother fuckers

that is indeed a dried pufferfish helm , also that's where all this bad ass shit is from Tuvalu

that curved looking piece of head carving bizniz? Parrying shield apparently 

You find a magic helm. It looks like an awesome fish. It is awesome. It magic power is that you can dress all in black and people think it's a flying fucking fish and fail all their morale checks all over their pants

Go to your local Museum! Museums!!!